Synopsis : In the original tradition of \"Screwballs,\" four horny teens try to get a shot at the sexy new French teacher.

Synopsis : George Lollar takes his family on vacation with \"Club Sand\", a shoddy and untrustworthy company. On their tropical island, they find soldiers everywhere, an unhelpful staff, inhospitable accomodation and undesirable holiday makers, but everyone except for George manages to have fun in the sun.